You know, most people take a plane, but you’re smart because you’ll have all your TV and clocks and stuff.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
it’s weird how this is actually really good advice
Can we have a moment to hope to all that matters that Marius and Cosette didn’t go the Harry Potter route and named their kids after dead people.
“Enjolras Courfeyrac Jehan Grantaire Pontmercy, you were named after three of the bravest people I knew, and one of the drunkest.”