Ladies and gentlemen, the American education system.
thinking skills more like thinking kills
Those days when your eyebrows are like “fuck yeah!” but you hair is like “fuck….nah.”
William Hartnell said from the very beginning “This [show] is gonna run forever and ever and ever” - Carole Ann Ford.
I really don’t think the world appreciates Angora Rabbits enough because this is basically a majestic hopping cotton ball with teeth
Are you implying that your dick is the size of a tampon?
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.